KittyTumbleGlitter

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Much truthness, hunty.

Today’s face. My hair also looked cute until weather. Grrr.

Today’s face. My hair also looked cute until weather. Grrr.

A part of me is basically a pink glitter version of Morticia Addams.

A part of me is basically a pink glitter version of Morticia Addams.

Sauer Castle is this creepy old place in Kansas City. Wish I could buy it and live there!

Sauer Castle is this creepy old place in Kansas City. Wish I could buy it and live there!

Making breast friends with @PaulyShore and @SandyDanto at the @KC_Improv. #WeaselTime Mr. Buffie and I LoL’d so hard he came home and passed the fuck out. =/ #DateNightOver

Making breast friends with @PaulyShore and @SandyDanto at the @KC_Improv. #WeaselTime Mr. Buffie and I LoL’d so hard he came home and passed the fuck out. =/ #DateNightOver

publicshaming:

During the SuperBowl, the Coca-Cola Company aired a commercial to promote their brand as every other mega corporation who has a few million dollars to blow on a 30 to 60 seconds of television airtime. It was a nice commercial titled “It’s Beautiful” in which American people did American things…

It doesn’t look like it but they’re taking up 2/3 of the bed. And they know it.

It doesn’t look like it but they’re taking up 2/3 of the bed. And they know it.

5582db:

Motoi Yamamoto - Labyrinth (salt)

Am I the only one who saw this and thought, “Is that cocaine?! Someone give me a straw!”

"Be thankful, for there are few ailments which can’t be healed by a hot bath, Vicodin & a whiskered nurse." ~ Buffinese Proverb

"Be thankful, for there are few ailments which can’t be healed by a hot bath, Vicodin & a whiskered nurse." ~ Buffinese Proverb

Oh my dear lawd, what am I doing?! No ‘after’ photo until I stop looking like W.C. Fields. #SwollenNoseIsSwollen

Oh my dear lawd, what am I doing?! No ‘after’ photo until I stop looking like W.C. Fields. #SwollenNoseIsSwollen