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Making breast friends with @PaulyShore and @SandyDanto at the @KC_Improv. #WeaselTime Mr. Buffie and I LoL’d so hard he came home and passed the fuck out. =/ #DateNightOver

Making breast friends with @PaulyShore and @SandyDanto at the @KC_Improv. #WeaselTime Mr. Buffie and I LoL’d so hard he came home and passed the fuck out. =/ #DateNightOver

publicshaming:

During the SuperBowl, the Coca-Cola Company aired a commercial to promote their brand as every other mega corporation who has a few million dollars to blow on a 30 to 60 seconds of television airtime. It was a nice commercial titled “It’s Beautiful” in which American people did American things…

It doesn’t look like it but they’re taking up 2/3 of the bed. And they know it.

It doesn’t look like it but they’re taking up 2/3 of the bed. And they know it.

5582db:

Motoi Yamamoto - Labyrinth (salt)

Am I the only one who saw this and thought, “Is that cocaine?! Someone give me a straw!”

"Be thankful, for there are few ailments which can’t be healed by a hot bath, Vicodin & a whiskered nurse." ~ Buffinese Proverb

"Be thankful, for there are few ailments which can’t be healed by a hot bath, Vicodin & a whiskered nurse." ~ Buffinese Proverb

Oh my dear lawd, what am I doing?! No ‘after’ photo until I stop looking like W.C. Fields. #SwollenNoseIsSwollen

Oh my dear lawd, what am I doing?! No ‘after’ photo until I stop looking like W.C. Fields. #SwollenNoseIsSwollen

Hahahhaha! True tho.

Hahahhaha! True tho.

GPOY

GPOY

The next 6 to 8 weeks, I’ll probably be in a worse mood than usual. Tread lightly.

The next 6 to 8 weeks, I’ll probably be in a worse mood than usual. Tread lightly.